- Wheel configuration: 0-3-0
- Color: Maple Leaf Red
- Voiced by: TBA
Harper is a Canadian injin who came to The Land Surrounded By Water after being exiled due to a panty-raid scandal in Toronto.
- Haper's driver was once Rob Ford, before he drove Harper into a brick wall at 90 MPH and was cited for rape.
- He has a particular hatred for liberals and the French.
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