• Wheel configuration: 0-3-0
  • Color: Maple Leaf Red
  • Voiced by: TBA

Harper is a Canadian injin who came to The Land Surrounded By Water after being exiled due to a panty-raid scandal in Toronto.



  • Haper's driver was once Rob Ford, before he drove Harper into a brick wall at 90 MPH and was cited for rape.
  • He has a particular hatred for liberals and the French.

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