The Morbidly Obese Controller
  • Race: Caucasian/Hispanic
  • Voiced by: zMarkAnthony

Juan Sanchez is the man in charge of all the injuns on the land surrounded by water. They call him The Morbidly Obese Controller. He has a personal engine called Pedro, and spends most of his time running around the island bitching about how his grandmother used to beat him.



  • The Liberals had a problem with the non-PC name, and wouldn't stop bitching at us until we gave him a less offensive name (cough, cough, Dick Siggelcow).

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